Pippin the penguin,
With a sailor's delight,
Would sail on his boat,
All day and all night.
He'd fish for some snacks,
With a smile and a grin,
Then he'd slip on a fish,
And fall right in!
But one day he chuckled,
a fish in his grip,
"I'm the only sailor
who’s never sailed a ship!"
Collect them all!
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Pippin the penguin,
With a sailor's delight,
Would sail on his boat,
All day and all night.
He'd fish for some snacks,
With a smile and a grin,
Then he'd slip on a fish,
And fall right in!
But one day he chuckled,
a fish in his grip,
"I'm the only sailor
who’s never sailed a ship!"
Collect them all!
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